A hilarious story about a man who ventures into a new bar called the Golden Saloon has left his wife skeptical. She calls the bar to verify his story and gets more than she bargained for!

One night, a guy stumbles through the door, completely drunk. His unhappy wife confronts him, demanding to know where he has been all night. He proudly declares that he was at the Golden Saloon, a bar that boasts everything golden – from the doors to the floor, even the urinal!

Naturally, his wife is incredulous and decides to investigate. She finds a listing in the phone book for a place called the Golden Saloon across town. Curiosity piqued, she dials the number and a bartender answers the call. She wastes no time in getting to the point.

“Is this the Golden Saloon?” she asks the bartender anxiously.

To her surprise, the bartender confirms that it is indeed the Golden Saloon. Intrigued, she decides to prod further.

“Do you have huge golden doors?” she inquires.

Without missing a beat, the bartender proudly replies, “Sure do!”

Feeling her skepticism wane, she probes deeper, “And do you have golden floors?”

The bartender confidently responds, “Most certainly!”

Now, for the ultimate test, she asks, “What about golden urinals?”

The line goes silent, and just as she starts to wonder, she hears the bartender’s voice in the background.

“Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!”

It seems that the husband’s story of a golden urinal might not be entirely accurate!

This humorous tale reminds us to take stories with a grain of salt and always double-check the facts. Communication and trust are vital in any relationship, even when it involves golden saloons and unusual bathroom encounters!