Once upon a time, a lawyer found himself marrying a woman with a rather interesting history—she had been divorced ten times before. On their wedding night, the woman turned to her new husband and said, with a hint of innocence, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

Naturally, the lawyer was perplexed by this statement. “How can that be,” he wondered, “if you’ve been married ten times before?”

With a mischievous smile, the woman began to explain.

The first husband was a sales representative. He was full of promises, constantly telling her how wonderful their marriage would be. But as it turned out, he was all talk and no action.

The second husband worked in software services. He was clueless about how things were supposed to work, always promising to figure it out but never delivering on his word.

The third husband came from a background in field services. He had all the right tools and diagnostic knowledge, but he couldn’t seem to make things function properly.

The fourth husband was in telemarketing. He made all the right promises and sounded confident, but he always left her waiting for the product to arrive.

The fifth husband was an engineer. He had great ideas and plans for improvement, but his intricate designs would take years to complete, leaving her longing for a simpler solution.

The sixth husband worked in finance and administration. He was uncertain about his role in their marriage and seemed to lack the desire to make things work.

The seventh husband was a marketing expert. He had a fantastic product, but he never quite knew how to position it properly.

The eighth husband was a psychologist. He loved to analyze and discuss their marriage but failed to take any real action to improve it.

The ninth husband was a gynecologist. He may have looked, but he never truly understood what she needed.

And finally, the tenth husband was a stamp collector. Although their relationship was lacking passion, she found comfort in his presence. She couldn’t help but miss him from time to time, but now things were about to change.

The woman turned to her new lawyer husband with excitement in her eyes. “I’m really excited to be married to you,” she declared.

The lawyer, slightly taken aback, asked, “But why? What makes me different?”

With a sly grin, she replied, “You’re a lawyer, my dear. This time, I know I’m going to get screwed!”

And they both laughed, knowing that their unique union would bring them both joy and happiness, even if it was at the lawyer’s expense.