A hilarious anecdote that will surely make you laugh

Some stories have a way of touching our hearts and bringing a smile to our faces. In a world that can often feel grim and serious, a funny anecdote is always a welcome escape. If you haven’t heard this one before, get ready to chuckle. And if you have, I bet it will still bring a smile to your face.

This story has all the ingredients of an entertaining tale – drama, revenge, and an unexpected twist. It begins with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But it’s his wife’s brilliant response that brings all the laughs.

The letter that changed everything

Dear wife,

I’m writing this letter to inform you that I’m leaving you forever. I have been a good man to you for seven years, and what do I have to show for it? These past two weeks have been pure hell.

To add insult to injury, your boss called me today to inform me that you quit your job. That was the final straw.

Last week, I went out of my way to surprise you. I got a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore brand new silk boxers. But do you know what? You didn’t even notice. You scarfed down the meal in two minutes and then went straight to sleep after watching your beloved soaps.

You don’t say you love me anymore, you don’t want intimacy, and it feels like we are drifting apart. Either you’re cheating on me, or you no longer love me. Whatever the case may be, I’m done.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t bother trying to find me. Your SISTER and I are starting a new life together in West Virginia! Goodbye!

A brilliant response

Dear Ex-Husband,

Receiving your letter has made my day. It’s true that you and I were married for seven years, but I wouldn’t say you were a good man by any stretch of the imagination.

I watch my soaps because they drown out your constant whining and complaining. Unfortunately, nothing seems to work against that.

Yes, I did notice your haircut last week, but the first thought that crossed my mind was, “You look just like a girl!” My mother taught me that if you can’t say anything nice, it’s better to say nothing at all.

As for the meal you cooked, you must have mixed me up with MY SISTER, as I haven’t eaten pork in seven years.

And those silk boxers you wore? Well, I turned away because I noticed the price tag of $49.99 was still attached. Funny enough, that morning, my sister had borrowed $50 from me. What a coincidence!

Even after all of this, I still loved you and believed we could work it out. That’s why when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I returned home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I suppose. I hope you find the fulfilling life you’ve always desired.

By the way, my lawyer assures me that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich as Hell & Free!

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