The Unexpected Roommates

It was a late night when a wife quietly entered her bedroom and noticed something strange. Instead of just her husband’s two legs, she saw four. Bewildered, she reached for a baseball bat and started hitting the blanket as hard as she could. After venting her frustration, she headed to the kitchen for a calming drink.

To her surprise, she found her husband in the kitchen, reading a magazine. He greeted her with a smile and said, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”

The Desired Son

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters, but they always dreamed of having a son. They decided to try one last time to fulfill their wish. The wife became pregnant, and the couple eagerly anticipated the arrival of their long-awaited son.

When the husband rushed to the nursery to see his newborn child, he was filled with shock and horror. He couldn’t believe his eyes; the baby was the ugliest child he had ever seen. Doubt crept into his mind, and he confronted his wife, questioning the baby’s paternity.

With a sweet smile, the wife responded, “Not this time!”