A little girl has an interesting story to tell her mother. She starts by saying, “Mummy, when you were away at work, a strange lady came around.” But her mother asks her to wait until Daddy gets home. Intrigued, they both patiently wait for Daddy’s arrival.

Finally, when Daddy gets home, Mummy asks the little girl to continue her story. Daddy tries to say something, but Mummy interrupts and confidently says, “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”

The little girl then proceeds to share what she saw. She reveals that Daddy told her to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but she secretly followed them without Daddy even noticing. She peeked through the keyhole of their bedroom door and saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs.

Mummy praises the little girl for being clever and asks, “What could you see through the keyhole?”

Excitedly, the little girl replies, “I saw them hugging and kissing some more. Then they started taking each other’s clothes off and continued until they had nothing on. After that, the lady got on the bed, and Daddy got on top of her.”

Curious, Mummy asks, “And then what happened?”

Without hesitation, the little girl confidently says, “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year.”

The little girl’s innocence and astuteness add a humorous twist to the conversation, leaving Mummy speechless.