Stay Open and Don’t Judge Too Quickly

Dating can be strange and intimidating, especially after being out of the game for a while. But it’s important to stay open to others and not judge too quickly. You never know who you might meet or what surprises might come your way.

A Funny Story That Went Viral

Let me share a funny story I came across online. It’s about a 70-year-old widow who decided that it was time to marry again. To find her perfect match, she put an ad in the local newspaper with some interesting requirements.

The ad read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

An Unexpected Visitor

The next day, there was a knock on her door. Much to her surprise, she opened it to find a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The widow couldn’t believe it. She never expected someone like him to respond to her ad.

A Clever Response

Curious, she asked, “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old man smiled and replied, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

Unconvinced, she pointed out, “You don’t have any arms either!”

Again, the old man smiled and said, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

The Punchline

Still not fully convinced, she asked the final question, “Are you still good in bed?”

With a big smile on his face, the old man leaned back and confidently said, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Share the Laughter

If you enjoyed this funny story, go ahead and share it with others. Laughter is the best medicine and it’s always good to brighten someone’s day with a good joke.

Remember, it’s never too late to find love or have a laugh! Stay open-minded and embrace the unexpected.

Peace and Love,
Bored Daddy