Once upon a time, a husband ventured into Victoria’s Secret with a special mission in mind. He wanted to buy an enticing sheer negligee for his beloved wife. The sales assistant proudly showcased a plethora of options, each one more alluring than the last. However, the husband quickly learned that as the sheerness increased, so did the price tag.

Not one to shy away from a lavish expression of love, the husband selected the most see-through and extravagant item. With a generous amount of $500, he brought the delicate lingerie home. Eager to see his wife in this ethereal creation, he lovingly presented it to her and requested a private fashion show.

As the wife ascended the stairs, her mischievous mind started working. She thought to herself, “Why should I bother wearing this almost-invisible garment? I can simply pose naked and return it tomorrow, pocketing the full refund of $500.” Embracing her plan, she stepped onto the balcony, completely bare, and struck a bold pose.

Anticipating his wife’s fashion parade, the husband eagerly awaited her appearance. But when he finally laid his eyes on her, he couldn’t help but exclaim, “Good grief! Couldn’t they have at least ironed it for $500?” Little did he know that his comment would soon be followed by a deafening sound.

Unfortunately, the husband never heard the shot that ended his comedic critique. A tragic turn of events that no one saw coming. As a result, his funeral is scheduled for Thursday at noon, with the coffin firmly closed.

This hilarious tale reminds us that even the most innocent of intentions can sometimes lead to unexpected outcomes. It serves as a cautionary reminder to always approach delicate situations with care.