Once upon a time, there was a woman who enjoyed playing golf. One day, as she was on the golf course, she hit her ball into the deep woods. Determined to find it, she ventured into the woods and stumbled upon a frog caught in a trap.

To her surprise, the frog spoke to her, saying, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” Intrigued, the woman set the frog free, curious to see what would happen next.

But the frog had a condition to the wishes. It said, “Whatever you wish for, your husband will receive tenfold.” The woman pondered for a moment and decided to proceed anyway.

For her first wish, she desired to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her that this wish would also make her husband the most handsome man, drawing attention from other women. Undeterred, the woman replied, “That’s alright, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will see only me.”

In an instant, with a magical KAZAM, the woman transformed into the most beautiful woman in the world. She radiated with grace and elegance.

For her second wish, the woman wished to become the richest woman in the world. The frog cautioned her that this wish would also make her husband ten times richer than her. Smiling, the woman responded, “That’s okay because what’s mine is his, and what’s his is mine.”

With an enchanting ABRA-KADA-BRA-KAZAM, the woman became the richest woman in the world. Wealth and prosperity surrounded her.

Curious about her third wish, the frog asked what she desired. The woman slyly replied, “I’d like to have a mild heart attack.” Surprised by her request, the frog questioned her choice.

In the end, the moral of this story is that women are clever and should never be underestimated. They have their own way of dealing with things and can outsmart anyone who tries to challenge them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.