Sarcastic, yet full of love and wisdom

In the world of Schitt’s Creek, the characters may be sarcastic, but they also offer a lot of love and advice. Here are some of my favorite quotes to live by!

  1. When Roland, who we least expect, dropped this truth bomb that became one of the show’s most powerful messages.
    Roland and Johnny have a conversation while drinking at a party

  2. When Johnny was maybe a little TOO supportive.
    Johnny, wearing a garland, talks to David

  3. When Alexis had the wisest piece of advice for Moira, who was struggling to negotiate her role on the “Sunrise Bay” reboot.
    Alexis speaks to Moira while sitting on the bed

  4. When Alexis’ advice for an anxiety-ridden David resonated with all of us.
    Alexis, wearing a hat, speaks to David. They're both sitting inside a car

  5. When David, the literal king of not showing emotions, opened his heart up to love and reassured Ted, and all of us, that sometimes it does work out.
    David speaks to Ted. There's an aquarium behind him

  6. A piece of advice all aunties can learn from, even though Moira said this immediately after gossiping about her own daughter’s love life.
    Moira speaks to Twyla while drinking a cup of coffee

  7. This sage counsel from Stevie, lifted directly from Johnny’s magnum opus, “Fast Forward to Success.”

  8. When Moira reassured Stevie that she was easily the coolest person in town.
    Moira speaks to Stevie

  9. When Moira convinced herself to get back into acting, but her words resonated with everyone else too.
    Moira is sitting in a booth at the cafe and speaks emphatically

  10. When Jocelyn kindly invited David to help a high-schooler, but David got roasted about his FWB relationship with Stevie instead. And this was his sole retort. A very valid retort, indeed.
    David speaks to a pupil in a classroom

  11. When Moira said this to Alexis after her PR career took off and she had to choose between being a #girlboss and moving to the Galapagos.
    Moira speaks to Alexis

  12. When David’s wonderful coming out advice to Patrick warmed our cold, dead hearts ten times over.
    David half-embraces Patrick while having an emotional conversation with him

  13. When Moira said exactly what we all feel about pretty much every plan ever.
    Moira speaks as Ronnie and other members of the choir, Jazzagals, look on

  14. In honesty, Moira only said this because she gave herself the most singing parts while in an ensemble, but what a glorious quote it is. Out of context, obviously!
    Moira speaks to Ronnie

  15. And finally, when Alexis already knew what 2020 was going to do to us.
    Alexis speaks to David while wearing a clay face mask

These quotes from Schitt’s Creek have provided me with better advice than anyone else in my life. They may be fictional characters, but their words have resonated with me and I hope they do the same for you.